the Trigger-happy housewife

Bringing the constantly fantastic and painfully insane together daily!

Finding my focus…

We’ve finally wrapped our official school year. I say official because while we are done technically we will still be working a loose schedule. I feel like that is best for the kids, and it will help my youngest catch up. Not to mention what is the alternative? Video games all day, no thank you!

Seriously, though. There are these times when I get so lost. I’m not sure how, I mean you find your flow and things work for a few weeks and then a wrench can just crank everything into a grinding halt. Here I am, however, after a few days being MIA. I have myself a little list:

  • Bills
  • Zappos
  • Blog
  • Kitchen
  • Table
  • School returns
  • Bedroom
  • Resume

Bills are done, yay! Zappos – I have requested a return label and have the shoes all wrapped and ready for when it arrives. Blog, hello! :) My kitchen is at, like, 78% done; my table is another story. lol School returns are organized and will be shipped tomorrow. My bedroom is a WRECK  and the resume is being prayed about. All in all, not bad. I’ve been in that place lately where you feel so overwhelmed you do nothing, which never works but still… I haven’t been able to shake the feeling of being a big ol’ loser! Yet, thank God, I actually am doing pretty good with my list.

 

No Comments »

Friday 5 ~ Hot or cold?

It’s not summer, in fact here in the butt crack of the south we are have exceptionally cool tempatures for May. With all of that it is warming up and I am starting to sweat. Make it a great time for this Friday 5!

  1. Would you rather be too hot or too cold? Why? See, when I was a bigger girl I hated the warm weather. I would sweat like a pig when the temps would break into the 70′s. I used to say, “You can put a sweater on, I can’t take my fat off.” Then I took my fat off, and girl do I freeze now. I can’t get warm, layers and blankets and a space heater and I am still miserable. I would much rather be hot.
  2. What’s your favorite way to stay cool? Water, and getting as close to nude as possible.
  3. What’s your favorite way to stay warm? Space heaters and I adore scarfs and hoodies!
  4. When you see or hear the word “summer”, what comes to mind? Sunburn, because I am that kind of white girl. I burn QUICK!
  5. Any major summer plans this year? I am so glad you asked, I have some amazing summer plans all that revolve around getting fit and healthy and really loving myself again. You will, of course, be kept in the loop.
No Comments »

Happy Mother’s Day!

My beautiful children made these for my wife and I.

My beautiful children made these for my wife and I.

We arrived at church yesterday and were gifted with these lovely plates. The girls had made them the Sunday before in Sunday school and the teacher had taken them to be cooked. I was awestruck and just blown away with love and appreciation, both for my children and my church family!

No Comments »

Friday 5 ~ L♥ve

Ah, Love! When we are young we are so foolish.

    1. How many times have you been in love? See, this is a tricky question. As a Sagittarius I fall madly head over heels in love quickly, only to realize that it wasn’t really love at all. I guess I will count the ones that lasted so long I thought I might die from it. Four.
    2. Who was your first love? Christopher Lee Drummond
    3. Valentine’s day: love or hate? Love, even when I was single!
    4. What was the last romantic thing you did for someone? Gosh, my wife and I do so many things all the time. I can’t really remember the last one, though I’m sure it has to do with cooking her dinner and generally pampering her all weekend.
    5. Soul mates: do you believe in them? I do, I however do not think that you only have one or that you always wind up in a romantic relationship with a soul mate. Though, I do believe I am fortunate to be married to one of my great soul mates.
No Comments »

Dear Google, What exactly IS a vortex?

So I asked and I Google gave me a wiki page tat told me this:

In fluid dynamics, a vortex is a region within a fluid where the flow is mostly a spinning motion about an imaginary axis, straight or curved. That motion pattern is called a vortical flow.[1][2] (The original and most common plural of “vortex” is vortices,[3] although vortexes is often used too.[4])

Vortices form in stirred fluids, including liquids, gases, and plasmas. Some common examples are smoke rings, the whirlpools often seen in the wake of boats and paddles, and the winds surrounding hurricanes, tornadoes and dust devils. Vortices form in the wake of airplanes and are prominent features of Jupiter’s atmosphere.

Vortices are a major component of turbulent flow. In the absence of external forces, viscous friction within the fluid tends to organize the flow into a collection of so-called irrotational vortices. Within such a vortex, the fluid’s velocity is greatest next to the imaginary axis, and decreases in inverse proportion to the distance from it. The vorticity (the curl of the fluid’s velocity) is very high in a core region surrounding the axis, and nearly zero in the rest of the vortex; while the pressure drops sharply as one approaches that region.

Once formed, vortices can move, stretch, twist, and interact in complex ways. A moving vortex carries with it some angular and linear momentum, energy, and mass. In a stationary vortex, the streamlines and pathlines are closed. In a moving or evolving vortex the streamlines and pathlines are usually spirals.

Uh, okay? The truth is I tried to read all that and then my brain quit, so I can’t be sure what that says but I am pretty sure that it doesn’t mention everything being pulled into one place. For my purposes I am using the word vortex as a type of cone that sucks everything into on horribly unorganized place. The vortex in my house:

This makes me want to scream!!!

This makes me want to scream!!!

It’s my kitchen table/classroom/craft area/everything else (and once it gets covered in crumbs, that’s my substitute word for crap, it becomes a cat bed!!!!!) Anyway, here it comes, the confession: THAT is why I haven’t blogged this week. I mean, clearly, that’s not the only reason. There is a list: Monday my wife took off, I’ve been busy working on trying to get my neighbor’s dog into some kind of home. (Long story, with it’s own post!) I’ve been doing dishes that will not stop multiplying, and just generally running a house.

Along with all of that my laptop, which is my blogging computer is buried under all of that! It’s’ no good I tell you. Today, however, once again is a day of getting this house running and with that I plan to excavate my computer and get all the blogs in waiting up! Kisses, you guy! Tomorrow will be a Friday 5 and a whole weeks worth of blogs retrieved from that post purgatory that its “draft” status!

No Comments »

Friday 5 ~ Food

This little ditty was published all wonk and strange like, not to mention incomplete, last Friday. Sorry about that, here it is in it’s entirety.

  1. What’s your favorite fruit? Banana
  2. What’s your favorite vegetable? Spinach
  3. What’s your favorite protein? Mixed nuts
  4. What’s your favorite dish to cook? Omelets – ’cause I knock those out the park!
  5. What’s your favorite dish that someone else makes for you? My dad’s fried fish!
No Comments »

Sweetwater Marina, Delacroix

I love this view. The sun rising over the bayou is beyond awesome every time.

I love this view. The sun rising over the bayou is beyond awesome every time.

Paw Paw took us fishing and it was the best day ever! (Even though we broke down on the way home!)

No Comments »

*WARNING* Gross, and personal.

runners toe socks

You would never guess that these little socks are hiding horrid toes! The toes of a runner. How sad, and yet full of pride, am I?

The first time I got bruised toenails, often called runner’s toes, I was not a runner. I was a really overweight barely walker and I had had too many drinks to pay attention to my ill fitting heels. The next day as I sobered up I was overwhelming aware of the pain in my toes. When I removed my polish I found that my first two toes on both feet had black nails and I lost them a few weeks later. I figured that I had had them stomped during my night. The second time it happened was about six months after I started running on the regular basis. I pulled my socks off to find a black spot on my big toe nails, that spot spread until my nail fell off. I was freaked, until I read a lot about it and found that when you run – it happens. Yuck, but okay.

This year, about the end of February I started having that familiar black spot creep under my big toe nails. Ugh! After the 10K I ran at the end of March (which funny enough I ran past TWO signs a that said, “toenails are for the weak – keep pushing”) my right toe was really bad off. Over the last month the black has faded and the nail is starting to lift like I may lose it. Great – not. Two days ago it seemed that he was maybe getting really infected because the skin around the nail was very red and painful. This I do not need.

runners toes (1)

I posted this photo on my instagram account with a caption about using it on my toe and @toronto_chic left this comment, “Omg, I use Vicks for everything. From a cold to sore muscles. I even put it on burns. It truly is a wonder rub if you ask me. I have put it on infected sores before and it heals everything. I love Vicks. I am sure your toe will feel better in no time!!” Which makes me feel very excited for the success of this treatment!

I went to the great inter-web search wizard, Google. I found that there are oral medications, topical ointments. All are costly and all have side effect potentials. Then I stumbled across Vicks Vapor Rub as as cure all. They said to clean the toes, rub it in good and to cover. So, I’m giving it a try. (That and I need to upgrade my runners – that’s a whole other blog!)

So, because I am all about learning and sharing I decided that I would photo document this journey through the healing properties of Vicks because, honestly, I was bummed that I couldn’t find any before and after pictures anywhere. I took these pictures on day one, before treatment. However, I am typing this up on day two and I have to say they already feel SO much better and I think they look better to? Crazy. I’ll show you weekly until I deem the course complete. :)

No Comments »

Bird whisperer.

"Look at the birds of the air; they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they?" (Matthew 6:26)

“Look at the birds of the air; they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they?” (Matthew 6:26)

Sunday night, after an evening of horrid rain storms, my precious Paisley was outside in the yard going potty, but when my wife called her in she would not come. Instead she was making her way around the yard in a strange procession of little puddle jumps and snorts and erratic direction changes.

“I think she has a frog.” My wife said, between calling her and stomping her feet. I was grossed out and squealed a bunch of, “No, no, no, no, no, no!” Then my wife walked out onto the flooded porch and scooped something, “She’s chasing a bird!”

I walked out to find my wife with this little bird perched on her hand. It was so wet that we couldn’t decipher if it was young and learning to fly or if it was an adult and wet… I love how relaxed the little bird was with her. She carried it into the bedroom and fell asleep as it tucked itself into the warmth of her elbow. As it dried off it nibbled banana and roughly two hours later it was fluttering around the room.

She set it free in the tree in the backyard and it was absolutely the sweetest moment. It’s just a lovely reminder of how gentle and kind my wife is. Even animals feel safe with her. I was also really proud that my Paisley was gentle and never set out to bite or hurt the little bird!

No Comments »

I am in a pickle.

This is my blog, and in the past I have talked about my struggles with what to and what not to share. Every time that question has been up in the air it has come down on the side of share. I feel like that is what this blog is all about, open and honest living. It’s my place to put memories, work things through in my head, get and give opinions… My sexuality – shared. My relationship with God – shared. My children – shared. My wife – shared. My “illness” – shared. My struggle with weight – shared. My passions for art and running – shared. See? I like openness. Only, in all of those it was a strictly MY decision and didn’t really affect other people. (Though I have heard of other blogging mothers whose children decide at one point or another they do not want to be blogged or photographed. If that was my children I would kindly accept that and make changes, as it is you see slightly more of Lou ♥ than of Mavis, darling! because she doesn’t mind the camera being shoved in her face. However, each and every time you see them blogged and photographer you can practically be garuanteed that a conversaion took place where I said, “This is going on the blog, okay?” and they nodded approval or told me, “Yes.”)

However I am at a crossroads of sorts. This is my place and I have chosen to be who I am, which includes quite a bit of personal information. If I said that my billionaire older brother was going out of town for six months and leaving his home unlocked full of cash, one could (if they wanted) do a little digging and figure out who my brother was (I have a younger brother who is in NO way a billionaire and lives in an apartment paycheck to paycheck I am pretty sure – so don’t waste your time. It was just an example!) and where he lived and have themself a field day. My point here, my little blog-a-lou’s, is that while I have chosen to share, others in my life have not. If I talk about them, or my relationships with them, if I think out loud on something I am concerned about – well, I’m kind of putting them on blast in a not so subtle way… Where does my right to blog my life end and other’s right to live a private life start? If I am saying nothing malicious and sticking only to my own experiences and my own truth can someone still get upset? I would guess the answer to that is yes, because often perspective changes truth and as this is all me and my thoughts it would come out somewhat one sided, naturally.

Maybe you have figured out that I have things, deep personal issues, going on and I want to talk about them here. I do. I just, idk, I guess I have to get to a place where I am ready and willing to suffer any fallout should the other party decide to get angry. I know that anger is their defense and that that wrath can be mighty, I know that feeling exposed will probably bring it. I just don’t feel like I can not NOT talk about it…

No Comments »

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 345 other followers

%d bloggers like this: