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Dang!

on February 21, 2013

I finally have my first “officially unofficial” writing gig and I am sitting here with a complete and total case of writers block. It’s not so much a block as it is a clog. There is so much I have to say and so many directions I want to go in, then there are the fears of “What voice should I use?” “How informally formal should I be?” Ugh and blah. I almost want to cry, and this is where I would have quit three or four years ago. I will not quit. I know that I have a voice and I know I have good and smart thoughts, I just have to get real. I am setting a deadline – ready? Tonight at midnight I need to have a skeleton article written! The end.

Shake it off, OH! SO, on a completely random non-connected, kind of disgusting in a strange new way, yet not worthy of it’s own post second subject – you guys, be forewarned this is just a spoon full of nuts. I warned you. I have a Youtube channel that I started as I was losing weight and from time to time I get comments on old videos. This is usually pretty strange, people don’t look at the fact that the video they are commenting on is years old and that in newer videos I am different, and things are – different. lol Well, I got a comment – seriously, seriously – “omg you are soooo sexy littlefatmeblog I’m a white guy I want you to stand up so I can see your big butt in your panties! I want to sniff up your panty butt! I want to pay you $50.00 for each of your string bikini full-butt granny panties that give you a wedgie- do a video response!”

There is an amount of, “Uh…” that I can’t even begin to respond, and yet – I will. My reply in pink.

omg you are soooo sexy littlefatmeblog Uh, thank you. I’m a white guy Totally relative, only not. But okay. I want you to stand up so I can see your big butt in your panties! Well, that’s really not going to happen. I want to sniff up your panty butt! That’s pretty, gross? weird? interesting? Let’s go with interesting. Though I feel like interesting is being a bit too kind. I want to pay you $50.00 for each of your string bikini full-butt granny panties that give you a wedgie ? I don’t really think I know what a string bikini full-butt granny panty is, and while making a quick dollar selling mine may/or may not be below me I don’t really have to deal with that because I am no longer the size you seem to be attracted to. – do a video response! I plan on it, though once again, you may be disappointed as I am no longer the girl you wrote that comment to.

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2 responses to “Dang!

  1. Sandy says:

    Omg, what a bunch of f**king weirdos. However I do love your responses!!! Just another reason I do not make videos!!! Too many freaks out there. LOL!!!

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